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"Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards."

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"What did you think of the encryption article?"

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He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

What security flaw?

Two men converse secretively

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

I don't trust that guy.

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

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