Secret Diary Fan Prints

Thoreau's secret diary

The Fourth Little Pig

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Elusive Shadow.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Romulus and Remus

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'