Secondhand Stylist T-Shirts

I love Vintage

Crap from a closet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Hair Traffic control.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."