Secondhand Style Seeker T-Shirts

'It's a hand-me-down.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Mister Pretty Shoes

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Changing Room Decisions

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."