Secondhand Stylist Mugs

I love Vintage

Crap from a closet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Queen of Upcycling!

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Hair Traffic control.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'