Secondhand Savant T-Shirts

"There's more inside."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Plant Lady

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"It's a slow hit man!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

Christmas Sale: Starts November!!

I think we have a malfunction...

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

"I'm a societal mutation."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'