Second Generation Immigrant Gifts

"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

The Final Chapter.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Greta Thunberg

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

Second homing pigeon

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'Yes, Your Honor — but it's the first offense of my client's second childhood!'

"I'm thinking of moving to Canada...Nothing in this country ever goes my way. We have no national health insurance, no gun control, no high speed moose network..."

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

Children Fight Polluters

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"Why can't you keep your pin number on your phone like everyone else?"

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'