Second Generation Immigrant Gifts

"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Final Chapter.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Bubbies and technology

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Greta Thunberg

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Second homing pigeon

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Romans in Britain - Roman's not in Britain

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

Children Fight Polluters

"I'm thinking of moving to Canada...Nothing in this country ever goes my way. We have no national health insurance, no gun control, no high speed moose network..."

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

"Why can't you keep your pin number on your phone like everyone else?"