Second Chance Believer Prints

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Factory Rejects Inc.

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Jesus the comedian.

Second marriage vows.

"Keep your chin up."

'If I could live my life over, I'd need a really big loan.'

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

There's no such word as "can't".

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Field of Broken Dreams

Dating club outside divorce court.

'Three letters of recommendation - do you have any from anyone other than your former wardens?'

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

"Good morning Year 7."

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

"The missing part of my resume? I took a gap year visiting Rikers Island."

'Do you realize by the time you get out the kids will all be full-grown?!'

'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

'I've decided to take a mulligan and start my life over!'