Second Chance Supporter Prints

'Present employment?'

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

100k Desert Crawl

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Football merchandising - 1953.

Factory Rejects Inc.

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Alex Ferguson

Second marriage vows.