Seat Checker Pillows

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Clock watcher

Mash-Test Dummies.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Conspiracy theories

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

You Can't Argue With The Facts!

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"Stop fact checking my story."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

The Stat family

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'AS-TRO-NO-MER, I'm an Astronomer, NOT and Astrologer!'

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

The real costs of alternative facts!!

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."