Seat Planner Pillows

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

Superman Going On Vacation.

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'What a control freak!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Working holiday.