Seasoned Hiker Prints

Season Finale.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."