Seasonal Songbird Gifts

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Santana Claus

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Aimee Mann

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Celine Dion

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Freedom of the Press

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Music from the moon.

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"