Romantic Songbird Gifts

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'Because they don't know the words.'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

Santana Claus

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"