Festive Songbird Gifts

Singing Father Christmases.

Singing

Carols

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Musician

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"