Songbird Saint Gifts

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Festive squad

Busking during a pandemic

Aimee Mann

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Button up your overcoat.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'Because they don't know the words.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"