Seasonal Profiteer Gifts

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Happy Easter

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Glyndebourne

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"It's his favorite time of year."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

The corner that Spring's around