Seasonal Profiteer Gifts

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Night of the Living Reindeer

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

4 seasons globe

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

The corner that Spring's around

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."