Seasonal Preparation Pro Pillows

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

"It's springtime in our new product department."

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Rite of Spring.