Seasonal Preparation Pro Pillows

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

God's Kitchen

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

"It's springtime in our new product department."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

Winter depression.

Rite of Spring.