Seasonal Marketer T-Shirts

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"Seems to start earlier every year."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Maybe this year..."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

A woman buries her broken heart

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Poinsettia

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

The corner that Spring's around

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."