Seasonal Workers T-Shirts

200 days until next payday

Easter Egg Delivery

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'First snowdrop.'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

Help Wanted

"Seems to start earlier every year."

Food production

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'