Seasonal Worker Supporter T-Shirts

"There is no work right now. Everyone says to apply again next November."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Thanks, Heroes!

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

In the off season I do temp work.

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

Santa advertising for Elvis.

Amazon Strike

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

Help Wanted

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

Food production

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

Coronavirus workers and infections

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!