Seasonal Fun Pillows

'Bless you.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"Wow! She's hot."

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"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Merry Christmas"

Ice Skater

Clown Skis.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"It's her first snowman."