Seasonal Enjoyment Pillows

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"It's her first snowman."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Bird ice skating on pond.

Santa Claus

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Spring/Summer/Winter

The Four Seasonings.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'