Season Of Giving Lover Pillows

'I know Christmas is nine months away but please feel welcome to give now, Guv!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Tipping Pain Chart

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Say it with Pierogies"

It's officially spring

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

Can you guess what it is yet?

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Sweet potatoes...

'Would you consider being best man at our wedding?'

Santa uses reindeer parts.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

What do you like most about presents?

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

"Missing elf"

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Visiting Santa

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

Deselection Box

"Don't you dare!"