Season Of Giving Lover Pillows

'I know Christmas is nine months away but please feel welcome to give now, Guv!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Tipping Pain Chart

"Say it with Pierogies"

It's officially spring

Can you guess what it is yet?

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Sweet potatoes...

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

What do you like most about presents?

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'Would you consider being best man at our wedding?'

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

Deselection Box

Visiting Santa

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"Don't you dare!"

The other 364 days of the year.

"Missing elf"