Season Embracer Pillows

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

You Know You're Old When...

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Janus 2021

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

New Year baby

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Reinventing myself.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Excuse me, but due to a lack of trees, I have no idea what season this is....could you perhaps..."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'