Seaside Story Lover Pillows

Mermaid Art

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Sandy Floss

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Lighthouse

'That was fun!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Rubber Ring

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Champagne and Oysters

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"