Seaside Story Lover Prints

Mermaid Art

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sandy Floss

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Lighthouse

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Rubber Ring

Noah's lesser known brother.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'That was fun!'

Champagne and Oysters

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"