Seaside Storytellers Pillows

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Mermaid Art

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'