Searching For Biological Family Pillows

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

'Mom, Dad, I'm going to look for my real parents.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"We've found your birth mother."

'...Yes, I do still have all of your Dad's love emails on floppy disc somewhere.'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

She's got your eyes.

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

Birds family

"She has her father's eyes!"

'I think i'm beginning to look like my father.' 'That's nothing - I'm beginning to look like my grandfather.'

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

'Front row, second from the right.'

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'