Search Engine Optimizer Prints

Gaggle Crusts Search

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Blowing dust off an order book.

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Google Magazine

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

The Guru has retired - couldn't complete with Google.