Search Engine Optimizer Pillows

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Blowing dust off an order book.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Google Magazine

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'