Seagull Whisperer Gifts

The Unhappy Fishermen

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Man fishing with large bait

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'