Seagull Whisperer Mugs

The Unhappy Fishermen

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"