Seafood Seller Mugs

Oysters in June - delicious!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Civilized Salmon

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Fresh fish

'Catching flying fish...'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."