Fish Seller Mugs

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I'll take the one on the right.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Tim's marketing solutions

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Sole traders

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

House sale.

Fish Farm.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Stethoscope

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Oysters in June - delicious!

High end of the market...

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'It's all hand made.'

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."