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Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Now that's an afro!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sister Cities

I love Museum Shops

'Distracting the fish.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

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"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"Travellin' through?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

Monster Souvenir

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Exempli Gratia.

Boating Reflection

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"ME!!!"

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"You and your stones collection!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"