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Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Now that's an afro!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

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'Distracting the fish.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

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'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Travellin' through?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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Exempli Gratia.

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"ME!!!"

Boating Reflection

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"You and your stones collection!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"