Sea Symphony Admirer Pillows

Quartet of mermaids

Dolphin Music

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Shark infested custard!

Golden age of music

Edward Elgar.

Maestro

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Maurice Ravel.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Leonard Bernstein

Major and minor keys

No Shoes, No Service.

Jean Sibelius.

Marine Band

Violinist welcomed by cats

Aleksandr Glazunov

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"A textbook landing..."

Franz Schubert

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Discovery.

The Triangle

The Conductor

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Igor Stravinsky

Bernard Rands Caricature.

Timpani for the devil

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.