Sea Steed Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Sea Horse outside saloon

Seagiraffes

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

On the brink.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Victorian Royal Navy

Need tickets.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Wheeee...'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

I remember when all this was water...

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Ship

'He was born to the sea.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Law School Sharks

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"