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Sea Horse outside saloon

Seagiraffes

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

On the brink.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Victorian Royal Navy

Need tickets.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Wheeee...'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

I remember when all this was water...

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Ship

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'He was born to the sea.'