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Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.