Sea Monkey Keeper Mugs

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"