Sea Level Rise Critic Pillows

Climate change skeptics.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

Venice Floods

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Aging App

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Battery Farm Housing

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

Spin for Oil.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

The Bright Side

Dystopian Dad

Housing bubble

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

"No, it is right. The whole property market's going down the pan."

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."