Climate Change Cautious Pillows

"A warmer planet means more fridge sales!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Global Warmer 2000.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving