Scrying Pillows

One day it looked like that, and now I have no idea what the future holds.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

No, I don

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."