Scrooge Sympathizer Pillows

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Merry Austerity Christmas

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

Snail to Slug.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Baaa...humbug.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Bloomerism - An American Custom

Age Cards.

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."