Scrooge Sympathizer Pillows

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Merry Austerity Christmas

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

God in the bunker.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

Snail to Slug.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Baaa...humbug.

Bloomerism - An American Custom

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Age Cards.