Scrooge Admirers Pillows

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Jorge Luis Borges

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

Spudhenge

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

The Moe Howard Installation

Coventry Carol

Stonehenge Bowling

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

Baaa...humbug.

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

'The last one. I feel like a bit of culture.'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

"He is either on steroids, or he has just won the lottery."

A Typical Australian Wedding.