Scripture Fan Pillows

"Wait: there they are, behind your ear!"

"The internet begs to differ."

William Tyndale

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Jesus wept

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Easter bunny Island.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Are we there yet?

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

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"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."