Scripture Fan Pillows

"Wait: there they are, behind your ear!"

"The internet begs to differ."

William Tyndale

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

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"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Jesus wept

Easter bunny Island.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Are we there yet?

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'