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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Meet the scribe"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I've got writer's block."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Spell checker!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Noel Coward.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

I love you.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "