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'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'On Company Time: A Novel'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.