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"Lewis decided to try computer dating."

Right click for yes...

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'There's nothing on.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Baby Screen Time

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Tongue in the ear...

Child hooking into a television

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Addiction to mobile.

"All the better to ignore you with."

Newborns on cell phones

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Let's touch base again at three."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Boy at Computer.

"There's the remote!"

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'