Screen-time Sweethearts Pillows

"Lewis decided to try computer dating."

Right click for yes...

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Baby Screen Time

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Child hooking into a television

Tongue in the ear...

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

The Common Sutra.

Addiction to mobile.

"Let's touch base again at three."

Marcello Mastroianni.

Newborns on cell phones

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Boy at Computer.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"There's the remote!"

To hat and hat not.

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'